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    11/01/2008

    耶~小发发又请客吃饭了

    1月10日,这天是我繁忙的一天,我在公司不停得开会拼命工作,就为了每月税前1500块微薄的工资。下午5点,我利用开会的间隙回到办公桌前喝水,小香蕉在msn上告诉我一个激动人心的消息,小发发今天又要来请我们吃饭啦。我现在可以勇敢得宣布:小发发虽然不是上海最有钱的大户,但却是心地最善良的大户。真不愧是每月150k的人啊!
    晚上7点我开完最后一个会,飞快得奔向10楼,虽然10楼无比邪恶,但小发发和小胖马两口子已经来了,他们一身浓烈的钱味决对可以盖过一切邪恶之气!小香蕉还在假装工作,其实是在和女孩子聊天,小香蕉昨天还去买了一块3000多块钱的FOLLI FOLLIE手表,还是直接付现金,用他的话说就是随便买买,随便送送人。他对待女孩子真大方,可是对待我们为什么这么吝啬呢,连他们公司发的美国大苹果都不肯给我,情愿堆在会议室烂掉!
    由于平时吃惯了山珍海味,小发发说要吃点大众化的小菜,所以就去静里面请大饭店了。还是和以往一样,小发发请客吃饭决对不允许我们点菜,他一下子点了十几个菜,我们就开始吃了。小胖马吃饭的时候很老实,因为上次没吃到俏江南,所以这次她一定要多吃点,所有的菜几乎都是被她吃掉的,我们只能多说话少吃菜。小发发又在说他260万的房子,他现在觉的房子不好,因为没游泳池,还说他的宝马X5也不灵。小香蕉还是老一套,吃饭时要把不在场的人都骂一遍。我没有财产拿来炫耀,我也不会在背后说别人坏话,所以我只能在一边捡小胖马吃剩下的菜来吃。
    小香蕉骂完别人后觉的很不过瘾,突然他发明新花样了。他开始当场挑拨小发发、小胖马夫妻两。他要给小胖马介绍别的男人,给小发发介绍别的女人,邪恶的他终于挑拨成功了,小胖马开始抽打小发发的耳光。香蕉很开心的笑了,由于小胖马去抽打发发了,所以我有菜吃了。我吃饱后觉得小胖马在饭店里抽打发发不好,就让小胖马停一下,让发发买好单后,出去了再打。后来发发拿出300块钱买好单就出去继续被小胖马抽打了。
    香蕉觉的自己邪恶目的达到了就回家了,我不忍心看小胖马打发发就也回家了。
    小发发真是好人,可是我觉的下一次应该小香蕉请我们去吃饭了,下一次一定要去带轩字的饭店。
     

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    (*^__^*) 嘻嘻……
    29 Oct.
    19 Aug.
    Emilie Fangwrote:
    经过
    2 May
    敏杰 翁wrote:
    生煎嗲!!我就回戏吃生煎!!!实惠~~ 赞!!!你什么时候来请我们吃?
     
    13 Jan.
    Kelvin Xuwrote:
    老比啊,小FM你虽然没有香蕉这么邪恶,但是你还是诽谤了我!!
    我毛了!!以后只能请你们吃生煎!!
    11 Jan.
    静亭 刘wrote:
    ZQ,你也开始邪恶了~~~~
    11 Jan.
    jessica 徐wrote:
    噗。。。XDDDDD
    这个是连载阿 这次么配图闹
    11 Jan.
    xiaonan zhiwrote:
    功力不如上一篇..
    11 Jan.
    敏杰 翁wrote:
    好的!你们就在这里吹吧!我没有买过FF WATCH,那么奢侈的地方我都不敢进去.我站在门口脚就会发抖...抖的很厉害!!! 你们有钱人,不要总是来消遣我们这样的穷人
    11 Jan.

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